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"Dr.Evil"

Jan. 13th, 2007 | 12:59 am

I just realized something.

If you have the title of "Dr." these days, it seems more then likely you're also an evil scumbag.

...

Is there some sort of weird class in medical school called "Evil 101"?

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Jan. 7th, 2007 | 04:07 am

i freaking hate nair

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Resolutions

Jan. 3rd, 2007 | 04:43 am

Might as well post my New Years Resolutions online.

1. Stay the hell away from Metal

2. Start carrying around an EMP gun (in case resolution one doesn't work out so well)

3. Avoid that creepy old guy who claims he's a doctor but is really just a freak

4. Get at least one icon on this journal that's actually not about misery

5. Work on my anger problems (still)

6. Start ignoring Espio (at least until he stops compulsively lying)

7. Spend more time with Alice shopping.

8. Work on my stress problems (still)

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Guh.

Dec. 28th, 2006 | 06:59 pm

Some days I'm surprised I'm still sane.

And then there are times when I need to ask "I am, right?".

Thanks a lot, jerks.

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Man...

Dec. 21st, 2006 | 07:57 pm

Why do I keep ending up being bossed around by complete douche-hats?

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Sweet Mother of Mercy

Nov. 16th, 2006 | 07:14 pm

I. AM. NOT. GAY.

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Fleas and such

Nov. 13th, 2006 | 09:08 pm

Haven’t been posting in here a lot because nothing had been going on really (which I was thankful for).

If you were wondering where I was, I was spending time with Alice.

Of course you’re only here to hear about the bad things anyway, so here:

Today Lucifer/DB/Whateveryouwanttocallher dumped a box of mail-order fleas on me. Yeah, apparently they’re mail order now.

I think I got rid of them all (with Leda’s help, thanks), though now I’m all soggy and waterlogged.

Ugh. Oh well.

… heh. I bet you itch just from reading that.

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OH GOD

Nov. 4th, 2006 | 07:35 pm

NO

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Dinner.

Nov. 4th, 2006 | 02:25 am

Popcorn fish= Freakin godly.

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Like the freaking artic circle around here

Nov. 3rd, 2006 | 06:43 pm
mood: coldcold

Spent the night at Alice’s.

I think that was the best choice seeing that Lucifer and Leda weren’t getting any quieter when I left.

Not to mention it was warmer there.

I mean I still have the scarf that Leda gave me, and while it does keep me surprisingly warm (something about cartoon logic according to Leda), it doesn’t change the fact the house is still frigid.

I don’t like the cold. Makes me tired. Which is pretty much why winter isn’t my favorite season- I keep going into comas (okay so it’s technically hibernation, but it’s close enough).

It’s like… seasonal narcolepsy.

Anyway I’m going to see if I can crank up the heater in this place.

Living here sucks enough with me living under the bed (don’t ask) and the fridge never being stocked with anything decent.

Anyway, enough for now.

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